What Becky has to say about David

Bless her heart, Becky was blinded by love when she married me and didn't fully understand what she was getting in to. Here's some of her pithy moments of realization since then.

"I don't want to hear phrases like 'I have no control over the voices'. I don't need that in my life."

"You're kind of a cross between the grim reaper and Harpo Marx."

"That sounds like the old Dave. Deep... Zen... Annoying."

Becky: "Hon, could you help me fold this laundry?"

David: [mock outrage] "But that's women's work!"

Becky: "I think the fact that the first thing that came to mind was 'then get up, bitch!' means we've been living together for too long."