As I've said before, you'll know when I cross over into Crabby Old Man territory when I start writing blog posts responding to clickbait articles with "Because fuck you."
Compare this, though, to the hapless fellow posting on some forum for Critique. As I've suggested previously, some genres are more or less self-decribing, the desired goal is more or less obvious in the picture.
Perhaps some fellow posts a black and white photo of a nude young woman, clearly lit by some enormous octoboxes. Suppose, though, that she looks very awkward, doesn't know what to do with her hands.
Most of the critique will take the form "amazing!" and "great tones!" because it's a naked girl. Naked girls always have amazing tones for some reason.
The next bits will be things like "you should move the octobox on the left up an inch because reasons."
The one thing you can be sure of is that nobody is going to say "dude, the girl looks miserable and awkward."
Aaand this is why when people send me links to photography "experts", I will mostly click and then close right away. 95% of them are, to quote Mr. Molitor again, in the category of "Hilariously wrong how-to videos ... posted by people who literally cannot see photographically."
Thank goodness I'm not a crabby old man yet. Right?